Dude, next time you wear a dress,

SHAVE BETTER! The 5 o'clock shadow on your lumberjack man frame looked rather silly with the "church lady" chintz floral. Didn't notice your legs, but the large, dirty tennis shoes didn't match, either. And, posture, buddy, posture. You don't need to slump through the store like the Thing. GEEZ!

OH--and I just landed a SWEET temp job. I've been invited to spend a month or more in D.C. to write national policy. Now THIS is why I got the degree. Madzillah saving the world!